Happy Diwali, everyone

[DripDrop]

Man, last night I made the horrible mistake of driving within 1 block of a strip mall in Surrey where a Fruiticana and a Sabzi Mandi are both located. There are also a few Indian meat markets and sweet shops there, as well.
Holy Traffic Shitshow, Batman!
Can't wait for the noise nightmare to begin tonight... not.
Wish me luck, frens

Oh look, apparently it's gonna get worse next year:

View: https://x.com/valdombre/status/2118814166094160017

 

[bobby.hill]

I figured it was diwali when i heard fireworks in November. Dont we have laws that prohibit fireworks?

 

[ovarieasy]

Bobblehead cops are going to be setting off fireworks and bollywood dancing alongside their fecaloid brethren.

 

[Squishybear]

I thought you need a permit and that’s it?!
Out here in the more rural lower mainland there’s big signs saying fireworks are illegal unless you have a permit which is quickly followed by several places where you can get chug fireworks.

 

[ButteryBastard]

There are cities in Ontario that permit recreational fireworks on only 3 or 4 days.

Victoria Day
Canada Day
Diwali
Sometimes Chinese new year.

That’s how you know you’re conquered. When either 33% or 50% of your fireworks celebrations are permitted for foreigners.

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

Out here the only time you can buy them (not all cities in Metro Vancouver sell them anymore) is Halloween,

 

[Hirudinea]

Not laws that apply to pakis.

 

[Trudeaus coke dealer]

I will be lighting several farts aflame with my Zippo in solidarity.

 

[Hirudinea]

Oh by gosh, by golly, it's time for Diwali...

 

[border_humper]

Every grocery store ad wished me a happy Diwali in the past ten days. Diwali Kellogs corn flakes display in my country grocery store yesterday.

 

[ChevChelios]

My local grocery store's flyer also wishes me a Happy Diwali despite the Hindu population out in the sticks being vanishingly low. That said, a (literal) dothead kid just started working there

 

[ovarieasy]

@ChevChelios The only dots on their heads should be the result of a PEQ-15

 

[Glowie]

Happy cheap slave labor and union busters!

 

[loubag1997]

I noticed all the woke Toronto corpos have been pushing diwali-specific advertising and promotions now, the same pricks who refuse to say Christmas despite it being a federal nationwide holiday that 99% of us celebrate.

Commie douchebags

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

Apparently that traitor in Alberta is sucking right up to jeets and says Dildo wa is bigger than the stampede.

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

View: https://x.com/WorldWarPoo/status/2119625489782563001?a=BeCWGI_QBwMaqJFm9S8&s=20

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

View: https://x.com/RT_com/status/2119527112671416570?a=VUwSrN56glDtAtHo-tQ&s=20