'26 vs. '26

[Hirudinea]

Toronto July 12, 1926,

Toronto July 12, 2026,

Just saying.

 

[RightOfSask]

Imagine back then going out with your wife and kids out to watch the festivities and then losing them in the crowd. They would never find you because every guy was wearing the same suit and hat.

 

[Trudeaus coke dealer]

I always wondered how Muslims find someone in a crowded room. We have a phone call for Mohammed!

 

[Glowie]

Red Rover, Red Rover we call alibe alla-akbar shalib-siq-badine-….. ahh fuck it, we call the brown guy camel fucking twat over

 

[border_humper]

Bet the food was so bland, how did they stand it?

 

[brutana_dilewski]

Yeah , and how did they deal with seeing everything in black and white?

 

[Chobes]

I'll stick with just plain white bread, thank you very much, maybe with a glass of water on the side for dippin'!

 

[Hirudinea]

Okily Dokily!

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

Probably way beyyer quality food without all the added shit we have in it nowadays and food probably tasted way better plus people (mainly females especially in 1926) were way better at cooking and baking.

 

[ChevChelios]

Those poor bastards had to eat organically raised beef, pork, and chicken with a side of vegetables... just imagine how unhealthy and unhappy they must have been. And to think, they didn't even have the benefit of drinking coffee made by a guy from India who regularly wiped his ass with his left hand

 

[Hirudinea]

Well I'm sure the lack of projectile vomiting and bowel clenching diarrhea made up for it.