Suck my balls milk cartel.

  • Become Native Indian Studies PhD
  • "Discover" dairy production is an ancient Native Indian tradition that colonizers stole
  • Work in cahoots with a Native Indian band to bring back their dairy roots!
  • Start accusing the government regulations on dairy to be racist and hurting the Native Indians
  • Bring down Dairy Cartel
  • Profit
 
it will have to be buffalo milk because dairy cows aren't indigenous to the Americas.
 
Actually, dairy cows were indigenous to the Americas until White people came and their diseases were transmittable to the native dairy cows who all died and were mistaken as buffalo. New evidence shows old buffalo remains are actually native dairy cows. See, these ancient remains of some native tribe we found? You can clearly see from the remains that this was a dairy milking tribe that lived off dairy.
 
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