Suck my balls milk cartel.

  • Become Native Indian Studies PhD
  • "Discover" dairy production is an ancient Native Indian tradition that colonizers stole
  • Work in cahoots with a Native Indian band to bring back their dairy roots!
  • Start accusing the government regulations on dairy to be racist and hurting the Native Indians
  • Bring down Dairy Cartel
  • Profit
 
Things have gone down the shitter in this country enough, that this might actually stand a chance of working.
 
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