Be this the grill that launched a thousand whips?

[ChevChelios]

The "Netflix Effect" strikes again:


View: https://x.com/nonregemesse/status/2017630190042542086

 

[RightOfSask]

More like Helen of Detroit.

 

[Hirudinea]

The "Netflix Effect" strikes again:


View: https://x.com/nonregemesse/status/2017630190042542086

ChevChelios

Either Paris had jungle fever or Aphrodite was a lying bitch.

 

[ChevChelios]

It was Aphrodite's revenge for when Paris kept the apple for himself and handed her a golden watermelon instead

 

[TOPDAWG]

The "Netflix Effect" strikes again:


View: https://x.com/nonregemesse/status/2017630190042542086

ChevChelios

I had no idea she worked in the coal mine.

 

[brutana_dilewski]

Troy was in Asia Minor, not freaking Africa.

 

[Hirudinea]

So you're saying Helen should be Chinese?

 

[brutana_dilewski]

only if her bad breath causes the ships to sail away!

 

[Rusty Canuckleford]

I don’t care what they taught you in school, black people wuz everythang.

 

[Sgt. Goosenip]

I honestly thought this was likely a shitpost. Then I looked it up. Ugh.

 

[ovarieasy]

yo we finna launch sum ships up in this bitch

 

[Rusty Canuckleford]

I didn’t know Zeus had a black son…

 

[Hirudinea]

Yeah, from that time he fucked an Australian Swan.

 

[Glowie]

So this is going to be a movie about the great battle of nike where the oppressed kick down the doors of the mighty fortress and steal the mythical shoes of Hermes?