Check where your Christmas Cookies come from i.e India made by Indians. Warning you might puke!!

[d01tg0d0wn]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw4bUvqiJn4&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD

Go to about 4 min mark

I will be making sure so i survive Christmas.

 

[saymyname]

haha. this is hilarious...i was JUST thinking about christmas cookies.

i had an old assed, unopened can of cookies i bought last year....99% of the time i check where my food comes from, but apparently last january i was lured by the sale prices and didnt even look...i dont even think i finished the first can because they didnt even taste good. sometimes i just buy shit for the container.

mostly i just dont buy indian or chinese food products, because why the fuck would i?

i'm taking this as a reminder to just do what i do 99% of the time: make my own damned cookies. lets start with these ones:

Brown Sugar Shortbread

Discover how brown sugar adds depth and caramel-like sweetness to this easy three-ingredient brown sugar shortbread recipe. Feel free to experiment with light or dark brown sugar to find your preference!

www.tasteofhome.com

 

[border_humper]

My fam is doing a big cookie bake this weekend. Gonna be lit. No curry!

 

[416_Refugee]

@saymyname was that tin of cookes in fact a jeet special?

 

[saymyname]

i hope to hell not, but i'm afraid to know.

 

[Hirudinea]

Yep, if you can make them it's better to make them. I also want to try this recipe


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMSV5PVOA7Y

I like molasses.

 

[saymyname]

max is my favourite fruitcake. i keep thinking about buying his book.

 

[Hirudinea]

@saymyname

Well I'm probably going to just download the PDF but if I was going to buy a cookbook his would be it.

 

[Chobes]

I fail to see how this is necessary. We can bake cookies and put them in a tin here in Canada and we don't have to mix the dough with our bare feet.

 

[Hirudinea]

But can we do it while paying workers $.10 an hour? Do we want to? Nah, just eat the toe jam peasant.

 

[MuchoRelax0]

Never buy a food product made in India

 

[Arpeggiator]

All the Bick’s pickles have been replaced with house brands that are made in India this summer. (I’ve been facing all these to have the country of origin prominently displayed to warn others)

Some apples at the grocer are grown in China in addition to the previous garlic, ginger and mushrooms that I’ve learned to watch out for.

Now I have to check all packaged baked goods too? Great.

 

[brutana_dilewski]

Just bake your own cookies. It's a fun family Christmas activity, especially if you have had a couple joints/beers whatever. (just don't burn your house down lol)

 

[ovarieasy]

Read it yourself instead of listening to the grifter huffing and puffing

People are trying to figure out why Danish Christmas cookies are made in India and it's started a new propaganda war

Are your Christmas cookies made in India?

notthebee.com

 

[border_humper]

…as he tries to sell you his cook booklets…

 

[Rusty Canuckleford]

View attachment 1227234492410646518.mp4

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

Music is catchy. Kinda like a cat it heat but not

Heh

 

[Squishybear]

I prefer bars over cookies. You can turn any cookie into a bar. Less effort, same yum!

 

[saymyname]

^^^ this. the only "cookies" i tend to make are slice and bakes....more for portion control than anything...because if i bake it, i'm going to eat it til its gone. plus its nice to keep a bunch of dough in the freezer for when the mood strikes and i want cookies yesterday.

however....i have been on a magic bar kick recently...i had some best before sometime in 2023 white chocolate chips to use up so i made this glorious thing:

Lemon Magic Bars » EASY DELICIOUS FOODS

A fantastic twist on a traditional magic bar. These Lemon Magic Bars are refreshing, bright, delicious, and easy to make.

easydeliciousfoods.com

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-aVg8AFCZo

 

[ovarieasy]

Can't wait to see how angry everyone gets when I put this on at Christmas.

 

[416_Refugee]

Here's a fun game to play - how many of these songs, nominally about a Christian holiday, were written by ((((((((the parentheses people))))))))))?

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

Dominick the donkey is gonna drive you nuts that and Santa Baby = 100% wrong

 

[416_Refugee]

@d01tg0d0wn Nah, I don't get nuts about too much these days. Nothing surprises me.

Those are both (([[{{parenthetical}}}]]]))) songs though, along with the probably 80-90% of the rest of that list.