We got a HUGE problem with wolves in BC......they're evolving!

[DripDrop]

Can't wait until they stroll into town upright an their 2 back legs.

B.C. wolves use line to pull up crab traps in first possible tool use by species

Researchers have captured video footage of wild wolves in B.C. pulling crab traps out of the sea by their lines to eat the bait inside.

vancouver.citynews.ca

Maybe the CFIA has a solution?

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

The CFIA is to busy killing anything with feathers on private land. Now they are gonna murder Peacocks cause why not

https://www.castanet.net/news/Summerland/584212/Summerland-s-Critteraid-Animal-Sanctuary-asking-CFIA-to-spare-peacocks-after-other-birds-culled-from-avain-flu

 

[border_humper]

first they came for the ugly birds, then they came for the beautiful birds…

 

[Squishybear]

If farms keep being retarded and self reporting (which these guys did), let them kill everything that moves.

Now if farms are being reported by outsiders, they should deny access to these clowns or even better shovel and shut up.

 

[ChevChelios]

Maybe wolves are secretly smarter than we are

 

[Hirudinea]

What about cats? Kill something, lick your balls and sleep for 18 hours a day. Yeah, they got it all figured out.

 

[Rusty Canuckleford]

Plus you get to have a human as your personal servant, and throw pillow as needed.
Example:

 

[FreedomTruth]

@Rusty Canuckleford I have an identical cat, but I am apparently her personal food service and that's it.

 

[Rusty Canuckleford]

@FreedomTruth Yep, cats do be assholes sometimes. At least it’s nice if you get one that’s cuddly.

 

[Hirudinea]

@FreedomTruth

Hey, don't rock the boat, once they figure out how to use can openers I don't know what they'll do with us.

 

[ChevChelios]

@Hirudinea: When I was a young man I had a genius-level cat who could open closed doors by rotating the doorknob with his paws... the little fucker also used to climb up onto the bathroom sink, knock the tap a little to get the water running, then stare at the stream in fascination (because it looked like a solid object) while occasionally poking at it to confirm that it was actually liquid. We used to call him Science Cat. If he had lived longer I'm sure the can opener would have been totally achievable

 

[Hirudinea]

@ChevChelios

They love running water. Hopefully when they take over the world they will keep us around to dangle string and clean the litter boxes.

 

[416_Refugee]

@Hirudinea I reckon we're safe until they can figure out how to order a warming pad on Amazon.

 

[Hirudinea]

@416_Refugee

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

@Hirudinea
View: https://youtube.com/shorts/J6N0vxo7U1A?si=9fQNT28KULSMABMQ

 

[416_Refugee]

@ayn_rands_ghost Cats are so OP. My cat has sent dogs 5-10x his weight packing and never coming back to my yard. Just having one in the house really curtails if not completely eliminates rodent activity, which is a problem where I live. Outside, he kills them all within a mile radius. Only thing I've lost cats to is cars and more recently packs of coyotes... takes a pack of the fuckers to bring one down. They such useful, adorable little assholes. If they gained self awareness and organized against humanity we'd be fucked. Good AI movie suggestion, once the tech gets a bit better.

 

[Hirudinea]

@ayn_rands_ghost

That hawk should have tried a pigeon!

 

[Hirudinea]

Can't wait until they stroll into town upright an their 2 back legs.

B.C. wolves use line to pull up crab traps in first possible tool use by species

Researchers have captured video footage of wild wolves in B.C. pulling crab traps out of the sea by their lines to eat the bait inside.

vancouver.citynews.ca

Maybe the CFIA has a solution?

DripDrop
"Can't wait until they stroll into town upright an their 2 back legs."

Never heard of lawyers?

 

[RightOfSask]

We already have way too many of these "wolves" on two legs.

 

[Rusty Canuckleford]

Is there something in the water that’s turning the wolves gay? They look mutated.

 

[416_Refugee]

With the rise of the internet, particularly Web 2.0 which "democratized" the internet, I came to realize how little I knew about human sexuality, and the weird places it can go.

 

[ChevChelios]

@416_Refugee: I have a 1981 set of the "Encyclopaedia Britannica" and reading what it had to say about sexual paraphilias was very shocking to me as an adolescent... although these behaviours have always existed to one degree or another, the big difference now is that you can easily find a few thousand people online (albeit scattered throughout the world) who share your bizarre, antisocial fetish, and who imagine themselves to be part of a "community" whose identity is centred around it

 

[Hirudinea]

@ChevChelios

A little light reading,

Encyclopedia Of Unusual Sex Practices : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Encyclopedia Of Unusual Sex Practices

archive.org

good to read before dinner, if you're on a diet.

 

[Beers2Freedom]

The moment any animal evolves to the point of higher being status, humans will kill it. That's just the way we are. We kill the largest and healthiest of the species for sport. Instead of letting that animal pass on superior genetic traits.

Wolves learned to pilfer crab traps, that's mine. Kill it. Wolves and coyotes are on my land, kill them all to the point of extinction.
Humans are a cancer on this planet. Our greed knows no bounds.

 

[dagthegnome]

Wow. That already makes them smarter than your average pajeet.

Which gives me an idea....

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

There are wolves up in northern BC along the coast that actively eat salmon.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

the wolves are evolving

i wish others were evolving but digress