Ban Christmas!!!

so i tried ( and failed ) the keto diet a while back. I would eat all the fatty foods i could and try to avoid carbs. Bacon was one of my go to fatty foods so id buy lots of it and would prepare much in advance. I would bring it to work in a ziplock bag and just eat it like chips. A coworker of mine who is muslim sat down next to me at the lunch table and tried to shame me for eating bacon next to a muslim. I told him to fuck off and sit at another table. I told him i was being nice enough by not offering him any. I was amazed at the arrogance.
 
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You should ride that man harder than the men of Al Zutt rode the prophet.... Metaphorically speaking.
 
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I wish we could go back to the time when no one knew what a Muslim was, other than that Kareem Abdul Jabbar or Muhammad Ali was one.
 
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@Hirudinea Set time circuits to 570 AD…

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Most workplaces: Already done, fam!

Ramadan and Diwali are celebrated, though.
 
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Honestly hanging out with coworkers and celebrating corp.com “holiday parties”(tm) is fucking gay anyways. I spend 99.9999999% with these people, why would I want to spend another .00000001% more with them?

Cancel parties hang chickens from the wall who gives a fuck, its all retarded anyways and belief in Christ comes from the spirit anyways, you dont need a magic box to support your belief, thats called grandstanding.

Futhermore all corp.com parties only allow one thing is to rub dicks with your immediate boss or one up from that person in order to score a better office cubical or what they call a “promotion”
 
"If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you."

John 15:19
 
Oh, I thought it was because I buy my deodourant at the dollar store.
 
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I'm still surprised my law firm - in downtown Toronto - still uses "Christmas" for some office-related events. I'll enjoy it while it lasts, I guess.
 
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