Want to live forever??? Secret to living forever is in this thread

[d01tg0d0wn]

ok ok you wont live forever but you probably will make it over a 100

Japan sets new record with nearly 100,000 people aged over 100

The number of Japanese centenarians rose to 99,763 in September, with women making up 88% of the total.

www.bbc.com

no mmmmmgrants = live over 100 is secret just so you all know

 

[Hirudinea]

ok ok you wont live forever but you probably will make it over a 100

Japan sets new record with nearly 100,000 people aged over 100

The number of Japanese centenarians rose to 99,763 in September, with women making up 88% of the total.

www.bbc.com

no mmmmmgrants = live over 100 is secret just so you all know

d01tg0d0wn
Want to live forever? Easy, don't die! Do I have to tell you people everything?

 

[abcdefg]

Logic checks out

 

[Rusty Canuckleford]

Isn’t longevity mostly linked to genetics?

Hmmm…

 

[dagthegnome]

Yes. The Japanese also walk almost everywhere, eat huge amounts of fish and red meat, and between the ocean and the forests they have some of the cleanest air and water in the world, even in their biggest cities.

 

[border_humper]

They also consume a lot of iodine in the fish and seaweed which may inhibit cancer.

 

[Beers2Freedom]

I thought this was going to be about Putin telling Xi that you can live to 150 through regular organ replacement.

He claimed "70 years old is a child".

 

[Hirudinea]

Meh, put a new engine in a rusted out old beater? How far will that get you?

 

[RightOfSask]

Not just organ transplants. They were also talking about blood transfusion from kids ...

 

[Hirudinea]

I've heard that that can have some effect.

 

[border_humper]

Talk about restless leg…

 

[RightOfSask]

Seems like that first step to a long life is to be a woman.

 

[Beers2Freedom]

Life on easy mode. Being pretty makes it even more so

 

[Hirudinea]

It's more the hormones that fuck you up, why do you think fixed animals live longer?

 

[RightOfSask]

@Hirudinea
Pretty sure that I read once an article stating that monks have one of the highest life expectancies compared to the average male population. Moral of the story is sex kills men.

 

[Hirudinea]

@RightOfSask

Old joke (which I think I've told here before but here goes anyway),

An old man goes to the doctor for a physical and the doctor says, "If you stop drinking, smoking and fucking you could live for another 20 years." and the old guy replies "If I did that why the fuck would I want to live another 20 years."

 

[ChevChelios]

@RightOfSask: In the Elizabethan times the slang term for having an orgasm was "die" (e.g. "I went to bed with her and died"), on account of the belief at the time that every sexual climax shortened your life by one day... make of that what you will

 

[Hirudinea]

@ChevChelios

Isn't there a line in Romeo and Juliet something like "I want to die in your lap."? If you really know Early Modern English ol' Bill was quite a saucy fellow.

 

[ChevChelios]

@Hirudinea: There's also a bit in "Hamlet" where the title character is lying with his head in his girlfriend Ophelia's lap and she asks him what he's thinking about. He replies, "country matters" (with a pun on the first syllable of the first word)

 

[brutana_dilewski]

@ChevChelios um...you don't think there's any truth to that, do you? I'm....asking for a friend....

 

[ChevChelios]

Reminds me of that old Boomer joke: "why do married men die before married women? Because they want to"

 

[Canada Eh]

Want to live forever....Nope

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

I will just stick with reincarnation thanks. lol

 

[Hirudinea]

Better be careful, you never know what you'll get.

 

[Jack Layton]

Amish Men Live Longer (PDF)

Amish Men Live Longer

This study examines differences in the longevity of Amish men compared to the men within the general population of the United States. Data for this analysis comes from the 1965 Ohio Amish directory, specifically the birth and death dates of men from the Holmes County settlement. Amish men’s...

plainanabaptistjournal.org

 

[border_humper]

all that pie…

 

[Hirudinea]

Just what kind of "pie" are we talking about here?

 

[brutana_dilewski]

@Hirudinea the kind that needs a razor

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

At 100 i am gonna be right here postin dank memes with my worn out trusty keyboard still missing keys cause its my bestest fren in the infowar and i cant rid of it even if it goes before me. Best frens forever right till the end and beyond. I intend for it after i eventually die to go into the hall of heros even if it just sits in a corner somewhere. Maybe someone will actually do my last wish and merge my ashes into the empty key slots and make us one. I dont need to be in the spotlight jist in the room with all my heros.