Shoppin in the LCBO be like…

I’ve seen the lcbo get robbed a bunch of times. Due to diversity strength we’re going to be going back to ordering off a menu and waiting for the clerk to get it
 
I never see this kind of thing happen in rural whiteopia but I know it's only a matter of time. Our supermarkets only recently built the prison-type gates near the entrance to herd shoppers in the appropriate direction, and now there are cameras on some of the self-checkouts as well. Diversity creates dystopia
 
Nog thief
Nog cameraman
Nog walks in
Rent-a-jeet
Brownoid customer 1
Brownoid customer 2
Confused old white person leaving

Every one of these little vignettes is a 'le western civilization in le nutshell'
 
This is the deal with all crimes reported in Toronto.

  • criminal
  • victim
  • witnesses
  • cops investigating
  • news anchors talking about
  • onsite reporters reporting on it

... and probably the lawyer, judges, etc.
 
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