Shitpost Cove Beach, East of Calgary: CityNews pajeeta attempts to explain the issue

[ovarieasy]

Just another beach shit story

Cove Beach in Chestermere Lake closed to swimming due to elevated levels of fecal bacteria

Alberta Health Services has found elevated levels of fecal bacteria in the water

calgaryherald.com

Only sharing because CityNews decided to have a jeet that can't pronounce most of the script properly.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY27b8kT-7s

 

[hugh_madd]

She seems mystified as she reads it, like “What is the problems here, saars?”

 

[Jack Layton]

Comments

 

[border_humper]

Wow, everyone knows the score.

 

[Squishybear]

So tired of the fucking poos everywhere. Fuck this diversity lottery later this year better be working out.

 

[ChevChelios]

"the public is adwised"

This is crazy. Whatever happened to clarity of enunciation?

 

[Hirudinea]

I think you need the Canadian edition of Hobson-Jobson.

 

[hugh_madd]

There's also "womiting" later on. I can't with these accents man, I'm starting to just go into a blind rage and having to extricate myself from the area when I hear them.

 

[Rusty Canuckleford]

 

[brutana_dilewski]

Take the poo to the loo