So 2 "Surrey" Men, a "Brampton" Man, and a "Winnipeg" Man all walk into a bar....

[DripDrop]

4 charged in 'targeted' murder of Abbotsford man found in Surrey

Charges of first-degree murder, forcible confinement stem from Jan. 27 incident

www.surreynowleader.com

I'm sure there's a punchline in there somewhere...

 

[ovarieasy]

Jaskaran Singh - murderer
Bipanpreet Singh - murderer
Ravdeep Gill - murderer
Harmandeep Gill - murderer
Inderpreet Khosa - jeet made good
Sukhi Dhesi - Constable, media relations

 

[Jack Layton]

Imagine the smell in the car.

 

[Hirudinea]

 

[ChevChelios]

A man from Surrey and a man from Brampton walk into a bar.
The bartender says: ਸਤ ਸ੍ਰੀ ਅਕਾਲ, ਤੁਸੀ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਹੋ?
The men reply: ਠੀਕ ਹੈ, ਧੰਨਵਾਦ। ਅਸੀਂ ਕੁਝ ਬੀਅਰ ਆਰਡਰ ਕਰਨਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੇ ਹਾਂ।
The bartender says: ਠੀਕ ਹੈ, ਯਕੀਨਨ। ਤੁਸੀਂ ਗੋਰਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੋ, ਇਸ ਲਈ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕੁਝ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਭੁਗਤਾਨ ਕਰਨ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਹੀਂ ।

Honestly, it's funnier in the original Punjabi