Tim Hortons fell asleep on this one...

[Jack Layton]

https://www.amazon.ca/s?k=cow dung cakes

 

[Hirudinea]

https://www.amazon.ca/s?k=cow dung cakes

Jack Layton
Cow dung for puja! Holy Shit!

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

Dont give Sing Hortons ideas that or A&W which has i think a Hindi veggie burger or something on the menu right now.

 

[ChevChelios]

The way things are currently going I'd give it less than 20 years before most Canadian fast-food chains take beef off the menu altogether, and no more than 50 before cow dung and/or urine products are offered to their customers instead

 

[Hirudinea]

I wonder which they will ban first, beef or pork?

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

Why not both? I hear bugs are neutral for all races

 

[ChevChelios]

@d01tg0d0wn: Except for Jews, who are forbidden to eat insects according to Mosaic Law

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

@ChevChelios interesting

 

[Hirudinea]

@ChevChelios

But like all Jewish Laws there are exceptions,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_locust

"A Rabbi walks into a bar and says 'Give me a Grasshopper.'..."

 

[ovarieasy]

Off-menu item. You just need to ask. Sitting a shelf in the back right next to the timbits.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

Soon to be shitbits

 

[Jack Layton]

My belly is ready.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

I am gonna huuuuurrrllll!

 

[cloud8521]

i already expect that there is pleanty of shit in Tim Hortons food already anyway.

 

[Jack Layton]

Another Hepatitis exposure in Barrie.

Hepatitis A exposure at Barrie Tim Hortons restaurant - Barrie | Globalnews.ca

Simcoe Muskoka District Health Unit confirmed that a food handler at a Tim Hortons located at 181 Livingstone St. E., Barrie, has been identified as contracting hepatitis A.

globalnews.ca

 

[ChevChelios]

Don't forget the one in Amherst, NS

 

[Jack Layton]

@ChevChelios
POO IN BREW: Amherst, Nova Scotia

Public Health warns of potential exposure to hepatitis A in Amherst | Nova Scotia Health

Public Health is investigating a confirmed case of hepatitis A in the Northern Zone. Though risk to the public is low, there may be members of the public who were exposed to the virus.Public Health is asking anyone who ate and/or drank food at the Tim Hortons location at 118 South Albion St. in...

www.nshealth.ca

 

[Jack Layton]

Edmonton

Hepatitis A exposure at southeast Edmonton Tim Hortons restaurant - Edmonton | Globalnews.ca

Alberta Health Services said it had confirmed a case of hepatitis A in someone who prepared food at the Tim Hortons at Millbourne Market Mall while infectious.

globalnews.ca

 

[Jack Layton]

Ottawa

Ottawa Public Health issues ‘low risk’ hepatitis A warning at local Tim Hortons

Local health officials said there is a possible exposure of the virus at the 372 Hunt Club Rd location.

ottawacitizen.com

 

[Jack Layton]

 

[ChevChelios]

"fecal-oral route"

At least we've now found a postcolonial replacement for the name "MacDonald-Cartier Freeway"

 

[Jack Layton]

Just picture it for a second. How disgusting it would be. You're half way thru a BLT when something is off about the smell of the place. You lift the top bagel, lo and behold there's a peice of poop. 15 people to an apartment and no hint of basic hygiene after wiping because nobody in the old village heard of soap.

 

[ChevChelios]

Are you trying to insult these hardworking jeets? It's cow shit, not human shit! Why, you're being sanctified and you're too much of a racist to be grateful for it