Racismz in my own backyard!!!

d01tg0d0wn

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The red ant colony wont allow the black ants near them and will attack and even kill them.

Why wont they just get along? Dont they know that diversity is strength?

Why is this happening!

My son pointed out the racism to me and wanted me to share with all of you. He is looking forward to your answers. Dont worry about being pg as he reads stuff on here all the time.
 
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Get the magnifying glass out and help the red ones. And once your done ... you know what to do...
 
Lol. Realistically, the red ants are likely fire ants, they are agressive, invasive species from South America, and can sting you. So, you should help the native black ants that belong in the ecosystem.
 
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I spent a summer on my porch in Red Deer watching a group of magpies fight it out with a gang of crows. My house was pretty much in the middle of the street so it's where all the action was.

The crows never bothered me but the magpies occasionally dive bomb random passers by. Happened to me on a couple of occasions so I decided to join the fray and took a pellet gun to the odd magpie.

My point is you should pick a side and help it win.
 
My cat keeps trying to play with small critters in the backyard. Voles. Chipmunks. Birds.
They always run away. Don't they know how sweet she is? I hate how catphobic they are.
I'm going to be launching targeted campaigns at the critter youth to educate them on the benefits of playing with cats.
I look forward to the day when I can watch my cat playing with the little critters she chases after.
(Those times she killed some was just an accident and in no way indicative of a trend)
 
I had a summer job when I was 15 working for Northern Mack(trucking company). I was the yard bitch, doing whatever shitty job they needed done in the yard. I was mowing the lawns one saturday, I ran over the top of an ant hill. It cut it clean off, exposed their tunnels, they went nuts. For me it was a cool accident, for them it was biblical, a Titan attacked their colony with a weapon of war that makes the earth quake. They were in full on panic mode.

I continued on and kept mowing the lawn. I found another ant hill, this time it was deliberate, I wheelied the mower and dropped it directly on the ant hill. Dust shot everywhere, the top of the hill was cut clean off. Same thing, tunnel networks exposed, they are yelling "Durka Durka, Mohammed Jihad".

I get this ridiculous idea to cut a water bottle, scoop up a shit load of these pissed off ants and airlift them into the other pissed off ant colony(I know it's cruel, I was a teenager).

I airlift in the insurgents, all hell breaks loose. War reigns down from above like Red Dawn. One side yells "Wolverines". They successfully defend the colony. They live on as heroes for generations.

That was my first attempt at regime change. It was unsuccessful. It felt like I was Benjamin Netanyahu trying to overthrow the local sand people.
 
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