Wife hates it when i do this to her around the house. Never thought of applying for a loan doing this. Could it work? Heh
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The central banker will save Canada!
Hirudinea
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brutana_dilewski
Exercise is for women.
In the old days they would stretch your discarded foreskin over the opening of a clay pot, and then after a few days of treatment with kosher salt, VOILA - you have a yarmulke ready to place on your head.
H!llb!lly
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I thought the Rabbi's saved em up and fried em up like onion rings or pickled em.
Hirudinea
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OK, old joke.
The mohel (the guy who does jewish circumcisions) is retiring after 40 years, and all this time he's been saving up the foreskins. The mohel thinks to himself "What am I going to do with these? I know, I'll take them to Moshe the tailor and see what he can do." So the mohel takes all the foreskins to the tailor and asks "So Moshe, what can you do with theses?" the tailor replies "Leave'em with me Chaim and I'll see what I can do. Come back in a week." Next week the mohel goes to the tailor and asks "So Moshe, what have ya got for me?" and the tailor hands him a wallet. "A wallet!?" the mohel yells "I bring you all those foreskins and all you can make is a lousy wallet!?" Then the tailor tells him "Chaim, Chaim, calm down. Rub it and it turns into a suitcase."
The mohel (the guy who does jewish circumcisions) is retiring after 40 years, and all this time he's been saving up the foreskins. The mohel thinks to himself "What am I going to do with these? I know, I'll take them to Moshe the tailor and see what he can do." So the mohel takes all the foreskins to the tailor and asks "So Moshe, what can you do with theses?" the tailor replies "Leave'em with me Chaim and I'll see what I can do. Come back in a week." Next week the mohel goes to the tailor and asks "So Moshe, what have ya got for me?" and the tailor hands him a wallet. "A wallet!?" the mohel yells "I bring you all those foreskins and all you can make is a lousy wallet!?" Then the tailor tells him "Chaim, Chaim, calm down. Rub it and it turns into a suitcase."
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d01tg0d0wn
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Medical bills can include and should include braces. Holy hell braces for 2 kids is expensive.
This is why the wife tolerates my shenanigans. Plus now i know how to secure low interest loans that or get kicked out of a bank
