-Fat & short
-Disgusting greasy facial hair
-Hair around 25cm too long with a greasy pony tail
-Field cap brim looks like fake knockoff from surplus store, brim too small, no loops, whole hat looks undersized
-Whole uniform looks worn out like he should have been told to get a replacement like 10 years ago (may be the new shitty looking 2020s CADPAT)
-No attempt made to properly blouse boots, pant leg appears to be dragging on grass, boots may be stepping on trailing pant legs
-No visible wristwatch, unlikely to have any sense of urgency to make timings
This guy would not pass any inspection when I was in the military even week 1 of basic training, I would not even have to make up fake stuff for him to fix. But today in the 2020s CAF someone who would be unfit to pass inspection only 10 years ago is the forward facing face of the military to the public and dirty civvies. They cant even call dirty civvies dirty any more cause this toon looks like a dirty civvy larping as military!