Today, I'm locking a fox in the chicken coop and demanding that the chickens integrate him. Should he still kill a chicken, the chickens will have to

[DisobeyTyranny]

Today, I'm locking a fox in the chicken coop and demanding that the chickens integrate him. Should he still kill a chicken, the chickens will have to face questions about how that could have happened and whether they really did ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING for the fox.

 

[Youngracer88]

Hmmm...

 

[Sgt. Goosenip]

Last week I had to chase a fox away from our coop with a shovel. Bastard was brazen enough to turn and see how committed I was. At that point, I was all in. Let the dog chase after him for good measure. He hasn’t been back since. Take that for an allegory.

 

[saymyname]

balls to the wall!!

 

[ovarieasy]

DURR THE CHICKEN VOTED FOR IT DURRR

 

[Hirudinea]

Well they all watch the Chicken Broadcasting Corporation, don't they?

 

[Hirudinea]

Today, I'm locking a fox in the chicken coop and demanding that the chickens integrate him. Should he still kill a chicken, the chickens will have to face questions about how that could have happened and whether they really did ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING for the fox.

DisobeyTyranny
So you finally broke down and became a Liberal, eh?

 

[DisobeyTyranny]

Why do you attempt to insult me so?