How to fix nasty dog farts??

[d01tg0d0wn]

Office is getting renod and I am home for the next few years??? I dont know when they will be done as it is a big reno. They have a lot of tranny bathrooms to install i learned plus other.

I have always known my dog has nasty farts but now that I am home and she wants to be near me all the time I cant survive if i cant solve this. Any one have any helpful advice to stop the farts??

Things i tried

walking the dog more to see if what is in her will jostle loose
Keeping the water super clean
Fiber treats but that made her breath smell bad so i stopped
Tried different food but i am limited cause of she is prone to getting pancreatitis

For the love of gurd someone help me!

 

[RightOfSask]

Divorce and make sure your wife gets custody of the dog. Problem solved.

 

[CaptainTrouble]

Just like with humans, if fating is an issue, diet is going to be the best fix. You probably will have to make your own dog food. By making your own you can experiment until you find something that works and you can gauge which foods make worse farts. It's more work but owning a dog is nothing but work so have fun!

 

[brutana_dilewski]

vicks vaporub under your nose

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

wouldn that blend with the fart smell??

i am so desperate i might try this

 

[brutana_dilewski]

i have a family member who is disabled so he has to do his business in a commode in the kitchen. Naturally it smells like shit so I find Vicks vaporub takes the stench level down to tolerable.

 

[ovarieasy]

Give peppermint oil a try. Hospitals keep bottles on hand for staff when rancid patients come in.
Also works for those doing body recovery, so dog ass should be a piece of piss.

 

[TOPDAWG]

Move a Indian into your home office so you still feel like you're at the office then you won't smell your dog at all over their BO.

 

[Hirudinea]

The dog would leave in disgust.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

they would rape my dog

 

[Hirudinea]

@d01tg0d0wn

Nah., bet he's a fighter.

 

[border_humper]

The older you get, the more you stink. Become a mouthbreather.

 

[Hirudinea]

 

[border_humper]

They’ll dig that on Teams calls.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

I should have worn the plague mask on zoom calls during covid or was that grounds for an instant firing?

Would be pretty funny to do this however might try

 

[Hirudinea]

@d01tg0d0wn

Just remember the one rule of Zoom calls, never wear pants.

 

[Youngracer88]

I seriously considered buying one of these during covid for the sole purpose of fucking with people at the grocery store.

 

[Shockadee]

Chicken and rice for a few days to reset the digestive pathways / bacteria

 

[Hirudinea]

Oh yeah, that's a good idea about the bacteria, do you think yogurt would help?

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

might be to high in fat and she is prone to the pancreatitis

will look into it as 0 percent fat exists

 

[Hirudinea]

@d01tg0d0wn

Liberté Greek Plain 0% Lactose free

<p><strong>Choosing simplicity with Liberté Greek.</strong></p> <p>Proud of being the precursors of Greek yogurt in Canada, we are now thrilled to offer our famous Greek yogurt to all with this all-new lactose free option. First lactose free Liber...

liberte.ca

0% fat and lactose free (dogs can't digest it) but would probably cost a fortune.

 

[ovarieasy]

Eat stuff that gives you stinkier farts. Retain your ALPHA rank.

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

The wife will love this advice lol

I dont want to get divorced just fix the dog

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

She wont stop i had to lock her out of my office. Poor girl but its for my own good.

Wife told me to gasx the dog. Is that wise?

 

[Hirudinea]

Here's a link to a site for Gas-X in dogs and cats.

Simethicone (Gas-X) for Pets | PetPlace.com

Simethicone, commonly known as Gas-X, is a an anti-foaming and anti-flatulent agent used to treat discomfort, pain, bloating, burping, and flatulence caused by excessive intestinal gas, that can be used in dogs and cats.

www.petplace.com

 

[Nink]

What food have you got the dog on?

 

[saymyname]

stop being weak. open a window.