Nukes

Jack Layton

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Pepe the frog - watching a bomb (nuke) go off (1).gif
 
:pexplode
 
In Monsters Inc screams generate energy but laughs generate more. Te amount of energy produced by a human is proportional to the amount of happiness they express in the noises they make. Therefore, moans of handys must have the highest energy density of any noise a human can make. If the management of Monsters Inc want to maximize their energy output they should send workers to large bawdy homes and teach them intense love.
 
Resuming nuclear tests again decades after the mass adoption of the internet should generate lots of interesting online discussions as to whether a particular test "really" happened (because nukes are fake and gay, etc.)
 
Jack Layton
Cool. And now it's legal again I say we build some of our own. Hey, we got shit loads of plutonium just sitting around Darlington and Pickering not doing anything.
 
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