Satire Air Canada unveils "revolutionary new plane design". *Royal Canadian Air Force shows vested interest.*

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Behold, Air Canada's greatest achievement.
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It's said that they took inspiration from Jeff Bezos's blue origin design, but added a rainbow to match Canadian currency.
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The new revolutionary design takes inspiration from nature. Though, they won't say what animal they used for the sleek design. It's said the aerodynamic "helmet'd" design is capable of "maximum penetration". Able to soar to new heights, reaching the "climax" of aerospace engineering.

It even has a self cleaning function, once air penetration has been reached. It's self lubricating. Through the ejaculation port centered on the nose cone.

The Royal Canadian Airforce is interested in acquiring exclusive rights to the design. Just imagine an entire fleet of these, soaring in strict formation. "Like a flock of Canada Geese wearing helmets", top brass said.

When revealed to the current President of the United States of America, Donald Trump. He only had one thing to say.
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Behold, Air Canada's greatest achievement.
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It's said that they took inspiration from Jeff Bezos's blue origin design, but added a rainbow to match Canadian currency.
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The new revolutionary design takes inspiration from nature. Though, they won't say what animal they used for the sleek design. It's said the aerodynamic "helmet'd" design is capable of "maximum penetration". Able to soar to new heights, reaching the "climax" of aerospace engineering.

It even has a self cleaning function, once air penetration has been reached. It's self lubricating. Through the ejaculation port centered on the nose cone.

The Royal Canadian Airforce is interested in acquiring exclusive rights to the design. Just imagine an entire fleet of these, soaring in strict formation. "Like a flock of Canada Geese wearing helmets", top brass said.

When revealed to the current President of the United States of America, Donald Trump. He only had one thing to say.
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Damn, just six months sooner and Justin would have the prefect private jet!
 
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