Satire Is Elon Musk Plotting to be Prime Minister of Canada?

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Canadian establishment politicians are in panic mode over rumors that based-billionaire tech bro Elon Musk is considering replacing Justin Trudeau as Prime Minister of the northern nation.

The governing Liberal Party is currently in the midst of a leadership campaign that will see the winner crowned the de facto Prime Minister, once Trudeau officially steps down. The contest is open to anyone, Canadian or not, provided they file their nomination papers with the hefty fee of $350,000.

One Liberal Party official, who spoke to America’s Number 1 Newstainment source, GWU! on the condition of anonymity, says that her party has heard about Musk’s interest through various X company back channels and fears that the “alt-right spaceman on a mission to Mars” will hijack Canadian democracy.

“Everything is a game to this autistic Adolf loving buffoon,” rants our party insider.

Is Elon Musk Plotting to be Prime Minister of Canada?

Canadian establishment politicians are in panic mode over rumors that based-billionaire tech bro Elon Musk is considering replacing Justin Trudeau as Prime Minister of the northern nation. The governing Liberal Party is currently in the midst of a leadership campaign that will see the winner...

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Canadian establishment politicians are in panic mode over rumors that based-billionaire tech bro Elon Musk is considering replacing Justin Trudeau as Prime Minister of the northern nation.

The governing Liberal Party is currently in the midst of a leadership campaign that will see the winner crowned the de facto Prime Minister, once Trudeau officially steps down. The contest is open to anyone, Canadian or not, provided they file their nomination papers with the hefty fee of $350,000.

One Liberal Party official, who spoke to America’s Number 1 Newstainment source, GWU! on the condition of anonymity, says that her party has heard about Musk’s interest through various X company back channels and fears that the “alt-right spaceman on a mission to Mars” will hijack Canadian democracy.

“Everything is a game to this autistic Adolf loving buffoon,” rants our party insider.

Is Elon Musk Plotting to be Prime Minister of Canada?

Canadian establishment politicians are in panic mode over rumors that based-billionaire tech bro Elon Musk is considering replacing Justin Trudeau as Prime Minister of the northern nation. The governing Liberal Party is currently in the midst of a leadership campaign that will see the winner...

getwokeup.com

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This is bad?

 

[d01tg0d0wn]

I would vote for Elon but only after some hard questions are answered.

1). Was spacex created to ship leftists into the Sun? The real reason not the one we hear all the time like he wants to go to mars

Expectation: if he says absolutely then he has my vote if he says absolutely not then its a deal breaker

Thats pretty much all i want to know actually

 

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[border_humper]

I just want to know how many sister wives he has and how many childrens.