Seems like a lovely girl.

[Hirudinea]

Well it looks like the grosslympics is still in full swing, as just a few days ago a "lady" slept with (fucked) 1,057 men in 12 hours!

OnlyFans' Bonnie Blue Says She Broke Record Having Sex With Over 1,000 Men in 12 Hours - E! Online

OnlyFans' Bonnie Blue shared she broke a record after sleeping with 1,057 men in 12 hours, and was feeling fine after the encounters, saying, "Just feels like I've had a heavy day in the bedroom."

www.eonline.com

And just in case your wondering, using known averages, that equals 528 feet of cock and 3.4 U.S. QUARTS of jizz! Stunning and brave, a true role model for all feminists. Fuck.

 

[hugh_madd]

We have to address the Simp Question.

I don’t really have any specific comments about this trashy whore.

 

[LordGud]

As nasty as that is, I can't help but think how gross it would be to be the last dude in that line. Monogamy is best. No changing my mind on that.

 

[ChevChelios]

There's a rather depressing meme doing the rounds lately depicting a cartoon queue of men waiting patiently to have sex with a woman who is being rogered on a couch at the front of the line... most of the men are naked, but the last one is wearing a suit and holding a bunch of flowers. This isn't exactly the same situation -- nobody is going to be bringing flowers to "Bonnie Blue" -- but once the principle of female sexual autonomy is granted unlimited legitimacy and approval, it hardly matters how many partners are involved in the end

 

[Glowie]

Ohh bonny bluewaffle eh, heres a pic nsfw

Spoiler: NSFW

Anyways good luck with that

 

[Hirudinea]

Here's your douche miss.

 

[ovarieasy]

So is this Sixth or Seventh Wave Feminism?

 

[Beers2Freedom]

I'm calling bullshit on this one. The math doesn't allow it to be true.

That's 1 guy every 40 seconds. You can't move 1057 men into position and allow them to get aroused and penetrate in that amount of time.

This is officially stamped FAKE AND GAY.

 

[ChevChelios]

Next thing you know you'll be doing the Auschwitz math as well

 

[Hirudinea]

Hey 600 Trillion jews died in Auschwitz and if you dare say anything different you're worse than Hitler!

 

[Shotnerves]

@Hirudinea How dare you misreport that actually 600 Quintillion jews died in the holocaust!

 

[Hirudinea]

My belief in the depravity of the human animal has no bounds.

 

[adragons]

Well.... she has multiple holes...

 

[Hirudinea]

And I bet one can take more wieners than a Webber grill!

 

[Beers2Freedom]

@adragons

I didn't account for 3 at a time. That would be 2 minutes each. That's 352 groups of 3.

Even 2 at a time gives them 1:20 seconds. 528 pairs.

1 guy gets to go solo in both equations.

Either way, it's a logistics nightmare. If she can organize that, she's not reaching her full potential. 1057 dudes is over capacity for most buildings. They'd be lined up around the block.

101 dudes is much more unbelievable. You can fit 101 people in a room.

The chick that got banged by 101 dudes last year was absolutely wrecked afterwards. The next day she had a breakdown.

This chick claims it was a heavy day in the bedroom office. That right there tells you it's fake.

 

[border_humper]

so empowering

 

[brutana_dilewski]

You used to have to watch Jerry Springer to see this type of freakshow. Now its on your news feed.

PROGRESS

 

[DripDrop]

View: https://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1880265061106688254

 

[ayn_rands_ghost]

View: https://x.com/Rothmus/status/1880316335911206983

 

[ChevChelios]

There was a public figure in the UK a few years back -- a journalist who was also a teacher, I seem to recall -- who claimed that the rise in the frequency of anal sex was damaging the, er, back passages of young girls and women to such a point that they were being rendered incontinent. She was widely criticized and forced to retract her remarks, but of course that's often a sign that a deeply unpleasant truth is being suppressed.

It may be hard for younger people to believe, but until about the 1990s sodomy of any kind was a fringe practice largely viewed with distaste, and almost no heterosexuals ever engaged in it

 

[border_humper]

If you’re having a lot of anal sex for a prolonged period of time – there’s a chance that you could damage your external anal sphincter’ the ring of muscles that surrounds the anus and controls bowel movements and gas. This could lead to incontinence.

‘Trauma to this delicate area can result in painful anal fissures,’ Dr Lee explains. ‘Also, if a person already has piles, anal sex is likely to make them worse.’

The danger of extreme anal sex, as Lily Phillips announces 'backdoor' challenge

'She's playing with fire'

metro.co.uk

 

[Hirudinea]

But on the bright side, if she needs a new anus Trudeau is looking for a job.