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So celebrities are losing their homes. Weird stuff is happening such as there is no water to put out the fires as well as a lot of other coincidences and the fact the fires look purposeful.
I just wanted anyone who cares to know they will be fine. There is nothing to worry about. Also even though they will probably scream from the top of their lungs that this is climate change it isnt. Its arson change.
Alberta is sending our bored fire fighters to help as they have nothing to do anymore and also because California gave all their fire fighting gear and equipment to Ukraine. California also fired a ton of fire fighters because they wouldnt get vaxxed so those fellows didnt need that gear anymore. Additionally California reduced the firefighting budget by millions so they couldnt afford more equipment if they wanted to. Nothing odd with any of this at all.
I dont know how anyone will solve the fire situation as there is no water to put the fire out? Is it because Newsome keeps the reservoirs purposely low by draining excess water in the ocean? Why is there no water? Maybe there is no water because of water restrictions? It is good they are enforcing these restrictions as they are very important.
Anyway the celebrities will be fine dont worry. They will bounce back. Flee to one of there other homes or go on a expensive vacation.
These fine people below will solve the issue as they are the brightest and bravest of all firefighters.
Dont believe the rumors that the mayor keeps fleeing reporters. She isnt she personally is fighting the fires with her bare hands and has no time for the press right now. She is brave and amazing and not woke.
I dont know about all of you but i personally cant wait for the movie they will make about this. It will be hot as hell and roast theaters.
If you see sad celebrities it is because this is sad but dont fear they will be ok.
Dont worry everything is fine. Please dont lose any sleep over this.
I just wanted anyone who cares to know they will be fine. There is nothing to worry about. Also even though they will probably scream from the top of their lungs that this is climate change it isnt. Its arson change.
Alberta is sending our bored fire fighters to help as they have nothing to do anymore and also because California gave all their fire fighting gear and equipment to Ukraine. California also fired a ton of fire fighters because they wouldnt get vaxxed so those fellows didnt need that gear anymore. Additionally California reduced the firefighting budget by millions so they couldnt afford more equipment if they wanted to. Nothing odd with any of this at all.
I dont know how anyone will solve the fire situation as there is no water to put the fire out? Is it because Newsome keeps the reservoirs purposely low by draining excess water in the ocean? Why is there no water? Maybe there is no water because of water restrictions? It is good they are enforcing these restrictions as they are very important.
Anyway the celebrities will be fine dont worry. They will bounce back. Flee to one of there other homes or go on a expensive vacation.
These fine people below will solve the issue as they are the brightest and bravest of all firefighters.
Dont believe the rumors that the mayor keeps fleeing reporters. She isnt she personally is fighting the fires with her bare hands and has no time for the press right now. She is brave and amazing and not woke.
I dont know about all of you but i personally cant wait for the movie they will make about this. It will be hot as hell and roast theaters.
If you see sad celebrities it is because this is sad but dont fear they will be ok.
Dont worry everything is fine. Please dont lose any sleep over this.
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