Ghosted Tabloid Trouble in paradise: Soyboy Trudeau forced to choose between Freeland and Joly

[Ghosted Tabloid]

They say that in a ménage à trois one lover always gets their heart broken. It’s a story now all too familiar for Ottawa, Canada’s most infamous left-wing power throuple. A story that ends with Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland getting jilted by soy boy Trudeau and his dominant gal pal Mélanie Joly.

“Joly wants Trudeau’s job and she would do anything to get it,” reveals a Parliamentary Page speaking exclusively to GWU! “She saw Freeland as a threat, as well was worried that Trudeau may be strangely attracted to the onion-shaped former Finance Minister. It was a classic case of a jealous love triangle.”

Our page kiss and tells to America’s Number One Newstainment Source, GWU! that the affair between the three got so steamy that jealousy, betrayal, and an old fashioned cat fight were all behind Freeland’s sudden and unexpected departure.

https://getwokeup.com/trouble-in-paradise-soyboy-trudeau-forced-to-choose-between-freeland-and-joly/

 

[Hirudinea]

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They say that in a ménage à trois one lover always gets their heart broken. It’s a story now all too familiar for Ottawa, Canada’s most infamous left-wing power throuple. A story that ends with Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland getting jilted by soy boy Trudeau and his dominant gal pal Mélanie Joly.

“Joly wants Trudeau’s job and she would do anything to get it,” reveals a Parliamentary Page speaking exclusively to GWU! “She saw Freeland as a threat, as well was worried that Trudeau may be strangely attracted to the onion-shaped former Finance Minister. It was a classic case of a jealous love triangle.”

Our page kiss and tells to America’s Number One Newstainment Source, GWU! that the affair between the three got so steamy that jealousy, betrayal, and an old fashioned cat fight were all behind Freeland’s sudden and unexpected departure.

https://getwokeup.com/trouble-in-paradise-soyboy-trudeau-forced-to-choose-between-freeland-and-joly/

Ghosted Tabloid
Yeah, that makes sense.

 

[ChevChelios]

At least Joly is somewhat more attractive than Freeland, so if she were Finance Minister we could look forward to having our pockets picked by someone who has a bewitching smile as opposed to being an actual witch

 

[Hirudinea]

Never be fooled by the looks of a politician, remember that Lucifer was the most beautiful of all the Angels.

 

[ChevChelios]

Good Lord man, give me some credit. Joly isn't nearly easy enough on the eyes to play a Helen of Troy role

 

[Hirudinea]

@ChevChelios

Still better than Freeland as Helen!


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[border_humper]

Bronfmans behind Jolie’s rise.