Sit down Mother Hubbard!
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d01tg0d0wn
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I had some pumpkins going a bit narly but in not to bad of shape. i was about to toss them when a lady came across the street and asked me for them. She told me she wanted them for a photoshoot. I always suspected the lady to be a onlyfans model or something as no one else in my neighbourhood lays on the hood of their car in a bikini in the summer except her but i guess that kinda confirmed it. She wanted me to deliver them to her house but i told her if she wanted them she needed to come get them as i wasnt gonna fall for that shit.
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Hirudinea
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"no one else in my neighbourhood lays on the hood of their car in a bikini in the summer"
They don't know what they're missing.
They don't know what they're missing.
d01tg0d0wn
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she would wait for this guy that dressed in a white bunny suit to come pick her up as she lay there on the hood of her car and they would ride around like that and he would take her back eventually and do whatever they did in that house after. This went on all summer.
You know how many times my wife damn near killed me cause i was like honey she is doing it again to which my wife would say your staring at her again aren't you. I wasnt trying to stare at her I was trying to figure out what the hell was up with the white rabbit costume and what they were doing going around like that. One day I convinced my wife to wait for the guy in the white rabbit costume to come get her so she would believe me. Eventually he came and picked her up she wearing a pink bikini and him wearing a white rabbit costume to which she finally said to me that either they move or we do. We havent moved yet but something is gonna have to give by next summer.
You know how many times my wife damn near killed me cause i was like honey she is doing it again to which my wife would say your staring at her again aren't you. I wasnt trying to stare at her I was trying to figure out what the hell was up with the white rabbit costume and what they were doing going around like that. One day I convinced my wife to wait for the guy in the white rabbit costume to come get her so she would believe me. Eventually he came and picked her up she wearing a pink bikini and him wearing a white rabbit costume to which she finally said to me that either they move or we do. We havent moved yet but something is gonna have to give by next summer.
