"I have signed my first executive order. Operation Red Dawn. Heavily armed gunships are currently working their way through every major city as I speak. If you are not a criminal, you have nothing to fear. If you are a criminal, pray to whatever god you worship with what little time you have left before meeting them. Oh, and my second executive order criminalized being a commie faggot. Yippee-ki-yay, fatherfuckers."